No One’s Flying Solo in “theHills”

This summer, the ladies of theHills have all acquired more than some Birkin bags and Loubouton shoes.  They’ve also acquired guys, live and in the flesh.  While some romances haven’t been confirmed to be full blown “relationships”, there has definitely been sparks flying.

As for those who already had significant others, well, they’ve managed to hang onto theirs.  With celebrity break-ups happening every two seconds, the breakup syndrome hasn’t yet hit MTV’s Monday night 10pm slot.

So, this got us thinking, of the many new guys we’ve been introduced to, what do we think about them, and how do they match up with theHills stars they’re after.

First up…Stephanie.

Stephanie Pratt & Mystery Man

Information about her new man has not been surfacing.  So maybe things aren’t that serious between the two.  In any event, our savvy reader says he’s a basketball player, hence the height.  Going off of that alone, we say he’s an upgrade from Cameron Huston, Stephanie‘s former beau who became the helpless victim of Spencer Pratt‘s fist.  This guy looks like he could take Spencer, whom we are still convinced cannot fight if you put him up against someone his own size.  Somewhere Jason Wahler is jumping at the opportunity for it to be him.  Plus, the pairing looks visibly appealing.
This brings us to…Lo.

Lo Bosworth & Scott Hochstadt.

Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, details of Lo‘s rumored new guy have emerged.  He’s definitely an athlete, his sport of choice being lacrosse.  Lo may be more famous, but Scott seems to be pretty powerful in his own right.  He’s apparently credited for bringing the idea of a lacrosse focused high school to the CW’s 90210 remake.  “Hochstadt, a three-time All-American attackman at Maryland (’99), currently wears a lot of hats in the L.A. area. He started Starz Lacrosse Club in 2004 and consults with films and TV producers on lacrosse scenes through Happy Madison, a production company founded by Adam Sandler. He started working on the show when the producers contacted him about consulting for the remake.”

They look like a great couple.  He looks like he has the brains to have stimulated conversation with the UCLA educated Lo.  And when they get tired of that, Scott can surely talk TV.

Next is Whitney.

Whitney Port

Whitney has been spotted with a few guys  coming off her newly single status.  But this is the guy she was rumored to be “canoodling” with.  While he doesn’t look bad, we’re not sure he’s a physical upgrade from Jay Lyon.  But considering how Jay wanted to be with Whitney one minute, then after ten minutes did not, an upgrade doesn’t seem too hard to accomplish.

On to Audrina.

Audrina Patridge & Corey Bohan

So we actually know Audrina‘s guy pretty well.  We’ve already seen him on theHills and he passed the TV test.  He behaved very appropriately and seemed to treat Audrina well on fake reality TV.  So we’d expect more of the same from him in real life.  He’s cute, and is in entertainment like Audrina, as a BMX rider.  He has the edge Audrina needs to satisfy her rocker bones in her body.  Plus, we think his career suits her better than dating a rock star.  Audrina herself has said she hasn’t had the best of luck with those.  Audrina notoriously left Corey in the dust on theHills for Justin Bobby, of all people.  Thankfully, she has seen the light.  Although she doesn’t want to officially label anything, she doesn’t have to, because the pictures and the PDA does all the talking.

As for the old romances that have withstood the summer temptations and Hollywood temptations, we congratulate them.

So, we’ll ask you, who’s beau is the cutest?