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No One’s Flying Solo in “theHills”

This summer, the ladies of theHills have all acquired more than some Birkin bags and Loubouton shoes.  They’ve also acquired guys, live and in the flesh.  While some romances haven’t been confirmed to be full blown “relationships”, there has definitely been sparks flying.

As for those who already had significant others, well, they’ve managed to hang onto theirs.  With celebrity break-ups happening every two seconds, the breakup syndrome hasn’t yet hit MTV’s Monday night 10pm slot.

So, this got us thinking, of the many new guys we’ve been introduced to, what do we think about them, and how do they match up with theHills stars they’re after.

First up…Stephanie.

Stephanie Pratt & Mystery Man

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Information about her new man has not been surfacing.  So maybe things aren’t that serious between the two.  In any event, our savvy reader says he’s a basketball player, hence the height.  Going off of that alone, we say he’s an upgrade from Cameron Huston, Stephanie‘s former beau who became the helpless victim of Spencer Pratt‘s fist.  This guy looks like he could take Spencer, whom we are still convinced cannot fight if you put him up against someone his own size.  Somewhere Jason Wahler is jumping at the opportunity for it to be him.  Plus, the pairing looks visibly appealing.
This brings us to…Lo.

Lo Bosworth & Scott Hochstadt.

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Unfortunately, or perhaps fortunately, details of Lo‘s rumored new guy have emerged.  He’s definitely an athlete, his sport of choice being lacrosse.  Lo may be more famous, but Scott seems to be pretty powerful in his own right.  He’s apparently credited for bringing the idea of a lacrosse focused high school to the CW’s 90210 remake.  “Hochstadt, a three-time All-American attackman at Maryland (’99), currently wears a lot of hats in the L.A. area. He started Starz Lacrosse Club in 2004 and consults with films and TV producers on lacrosse scenes through Happy Madison, a production company founded by Adam Sandler. He started working on the show when the producers contacted him about consulting for the remake.”

They look like a great couple.  He looks like he has the brains to have stimulated conversation with the UCLA educated Lo.  And when they get tired of that, Scott can surely talk TV.

Next is Whitney.

Whitney Port

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Whitney has been spotted with a few guys  coming off her newly single status.  But this is the guy she was rumored to be “canoodling” with.  While he doesn’t look bad, we’re not sure he’s a physical upgrade from Jay Lyon.  But considering how Jay wanted to be with Whitney one minute, then after ten minutes did not, an upgrade doesn’t seem too hard to accomplish.

On to Audrina.

Audrina Patridge & Corey Bohan

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So we actually know Audrina‘s guy pretty well.  We’ve already seen him on theHills and he passed the TV test.  He behaved very appropriately and seemed to treat Audrina well on fake reality TV.  So we’d expect more of the same from him in real life.  He’s cute, and is in entertainment like Audrina, as a BMX rider.  He has the edge Audrina needs to satisfy her rocker bones in her body.  Plus, we think his career suits her better than dating a rock star.  Audrina herself has said she hasn’t had the best of luck with those.  Audrina notoriously left Corey in the dust on theHills for Justin Bobby, of all people.  Thankfully, she has seen the light.  Although she doesn’t want to officially label anything, she doesn’t have to, because the pictures and the PDA does all the talking.

As for the old romances that have withstood the summer temptations and Hollywood temptations, we congratulate them.

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So, we’ll ask you, who’s beau is the cutest?


4 Responses to No One’s Flying Solo in “theHills”

  1. Cass July 30, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Besides Brody of course, Cory is gorgeous.

  2. Kim July 30, 2009 at 9:06 am

    My order of preference:

    Brody
    Corey
    Stephanie’s Mystery Man
    Scott Hochstadt
    Kyle Howard
    Whitney’s Mystery Man

  3. Rox July 30, 2009 at 9:24 am

    Kyle Howard isn’t ugly, but he just doesn’t do it for me. I think he’s the least attractive of all the guys Lauren has been linked to. But hey, I’m sure he has an awesome personality and is an all-around great guy. As you get older, that becomes more important.

  4. Emmily July 31, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Jayde’s beau of course. ;)

    About..

    ..Stephanie Pratt & Mystery Man:
    It would be great if Steph had a good guy by her side. (BTW, I would totally like to see the fight between him and Spencer..! :D )

    ..Lo Bosworth & Scott Hochstadt:
    He does look smart and pretty good too, but how old is he……??

    ..Whitney Port & Mystery Man:
    You’re right, he’s not that much of a looker as Jay, but he must be a better bf, who wouldn’t..?!

    ..Audrina Patridge & Corey Bohan:
    No doubt about which one is better; JB or Corey…! :D Although.. I think i’ve heard some rumours about Corey and i guess he’s quite of a ladie’s man.. But then again, they always are with that kind of face! (By the way.. Does someone remember on the 1st season of ANTM, there was this girl named Nicole, who told he dated a guy named Corey who was a BMX-rider… Is it him..??)

    ..Lauren, Kyle, Jayde, Brody:
    Love Lauren and Kyle (Kyren?, Lale?), hate Brody and Jayde (assholes?).

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